I don't know how you can get more white trash than this. These two fat ass pieces of garbage get married at Waffle House because the new hubby apparently can't get the day off work for his wedding... The video linked is golden...

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 Badass jetpack, japanese style.

Christian Dirty South, word to my Jesus!

 http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=e782c65a973ef76fd540

This Kangaroo was in the wrong place at the wrong time. A Nascar race.

This is a prime example of the redneck nature of starting a bon fire. Nothing gets the flame big like a jet engine. 

If you're sergeant saw this pussy ass throw of a grenade he probably would have shot you himself. None-the-less its funny to see these little bitches run  and cower and forgetting which part of the grenade to throw.

Lets face it, magic tricks don't always go right, but its better when they're caught on video and theres sharp pointy things involved. FYI never be a magician's assistant on amateur night at the local bar.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/magictrick

Apprently lighters are hard to find in the desert, but this dude found a nifty way to light his cigarette. Using an AK-47.

This is the absolute least amount of fun you could have fun riding a couch downhill at speed. (Bonus points for the double back flip) Apparently this took place at an event call Sandblast

Will it blend? If you've never seen the blendtec commercials online, they're actually entertaing see what random fucking objects they and pop into a blender and turn it on high.

"We've really been struggling to find something that could challenge the Total Blender's blending capabilities. What could we blend that's stronger than anything we've ever blended? Then it hit us like a roundhouse kick to the face...Chuck Norris!"

Link to video: http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=chuck