Pterodactyls really get in the way these days. This guy in particuliar, apparently they just swoop down out of the sky fast enough to smash your car into a telephone pole.

http://www.wenworld.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071228/NEWS04/696205505/1001

This guy was obviously smashed.

Toddlers make the best human shields, except for the fact that cops will still shoot them with a taser. 

OKLAHOMA CITY -- An infant was hit in the hand by a Taser fired by a bounty hunter, but apparently not shocked, when the child's mother used the infant as a shield, police said.

The mother, whose name was not released, was later arrested for child endangerment.

Preliminary police reports said the bounty hunter had tracked a man to a car at an apartment complex in northwest Oklahoma City on Friday night.

The U.S. government finally ran the country into its maximum allowed debt.  Congress is now in the process of increasing our debt allowance so that we can borrow more foreign money for things such as the Iraq war.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - With the U.S. government fast approaching its current $8.965 trillion credit limit, the Senate on Thursday gave final congressional approval of an $850 billion increase in U.S. borrowing authority.

The Senate voted 53-42 to raise the debt ceiling to $9.815 trillion, the fifth increase in the U.S. credit limit since President George W. Bush took office in January 2001. The U.S. House of Representatives approved the higher debt limit earlier this year as part of the overall budget resolution and the legislation now goes to Bush for his signature.

When will people quit being so stupid that they post videos of themselves doing illegal things on MySpace? These two assclowns video taped themselves fishing for Manatees in florida. Serves them right that they were busted, fucking retards. Video is included on link to source.