Some people are really sick and twisted. Heres an article about a man that could only blow is load if he was getting off to a cow or horse and claims to have 400+ on his belt. Yuck.

The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.

But police say it is even more bizarre.

They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them...

How bad would you day be if you were declared dead, and an autopsy was started on yo...While you're alive. Apparently this happened to one Venezuelan man, and he's even got the photos of his autopsy order to prove it, follow link to original source for picture.