Will it blend? If you've never seen the blendtec commercials online, they're actually entertaing see what random fucking objects they and pop into a blender and turn it on high.

"We've really been struggling to find something that could challenge the Total Blender's blending capabilities. What could we blend that's stronger than anything we've ever blended? Then it hit us like a roundhouse kick to the face...Chuck Norris!"

Link to video: http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=chuck