Here are 10 excellent rules to follow when you are confronted by a police officer, these are good guidelines to follow in any situation. e.g. Speeding tickets, DUI, etc...
1. Don't Talk. Do not say a word to the officer. Just shut up! I cannot stress to you the importance of this rule. Do not talk! Do not attempt to convince the officer of your innocence. Everyone is innocent, no one should be arrested and no one should be in jail and that is all the officer hears all day every day. He / she does not care generally whether you are innocent or guilty and there is nothing that he / she can do at this point. Most times, when people speak to officers they say something that makes their situation far worse. Keep your mouth shut, there will be plenty of time to talk later.
2. Don't Run. I said above to listen to the officer and follow his / her instructions. Do not be scared and do not let the liquid courage, aka alcohol, convince you that you can outrun the twelve officers and helicopter that will track you down. Also, police become highly suspicious that someone running has a weapon and may be quick to draw their weapon. Additionally, when they do run you down expect much stronger force used to subdue a fleeing suspect.
3. Never Resist Arrest. Perhaps the most important thing not to do is touch the police officer at all! Again, sober up quick and follow what the officer says. Many people attempt to bump the officer or swat an officers hands away. This often falls under the assault statutes and now a minor misdemeanor arrest becomes a FELONY. Thus a reckless driving charge leads to a year or more in state prison. Additionally, touching the officer in any way can lead to a baton in the mouth.
4. Don't Believe the Police. It is perfectly legal for the police to lie to get you to make an admission. The police frequently separate two friends and tell one the other one ratted him / her out. Because of the lie, the other friend now rats the first friend out. Police and detectives also state that "it will be easier" to talk now...LIES!!! DON'T BELIEVE THIS BS! It will only be easier for the police to prove their case!
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Remeber the past few weeks reading about the nuclear wapon that was accidently transported accross the United States within its own border? Apparently so did the government. A bunch of the military men involved, from weapon loaders to pilots.
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How bad would you day be if you were declared dead, and an autopsy was started on yo...While you're alive. Apparently this happened to one Venezuelan man, and he's even got the photos of his autopsy order to prove it, follow link to original source for picture.
When will people quit being so stupid that they post videos of themselves doing illegal things on MySpace? These two assclowns video taped themselves fishing for Manatees in florida. Serves them right that they were busted, fucking retards. Video is included on link to source.
Sadly heroin addiction can cause some messed up things to happen to a person. Whether or not heroin directly caused all the problems these people have is one thing I don't know. I don't think "pizza leg" syndrome is a side effect of shooting drugs, but then again I could be wrong. Be warned this is possible not safe for work.
Ren and Stimpy was one of those really messed up cartoons you may have watched when you were younger and not thoroughly understood what was going on. None the less it was funnier than all hell, and heres a clip to prove it.
Woot.com, the famous website for 1 item, 1 day sales has finally sold out. To Yahoo! Now whether or not this is good or not remains to be seen, I guess we'll find out here over the next few weeks whether it turns to garbage, or whether deals get better. If they stick to the same marketing plan, and widen their sales basis this does have the potential to offer buyers even lower rates. It is possible though that Yahoo! will keep it the same open their market a little more and just go for profit.
This is a random (gradeschool/middleschool maybe?) essay that is just hilarious between the author's retardedly simple, yes entertaining style and the teacher's blatantly stupid comments its worth a good read and will warrant a a quick read. (6 pages, but not that long)
I found this scavenging the internet, some cool pictures of a frozen Tsunami. Pictures are taken from Antartica. Crazy the color of the Ice is such a dark blue color. Would be something worth checking out if it wasn't for the damn extreme cold down there.
